Willkommen! That
means “Welcome” in German! We arrived yesterday to Garmisch around 1:00 pm and
must have looked a crazy bunch, haggard from travelling. We drove down to
Gatwick on Wednesday night and hit lots of traffic and then experienced the
drama associated with sharing a single hotel room. Riley said it was the
tiniest hotel she’s ever seen (yes, she’s very spoiled. The Marriot is simply
not up to her standards. We’re working on that) and Lyla decided that it was
party time and was bouncing off the walls…and the beds and the suitcases. She overheard
us talking about catching the shuttle at 4 (yes, am) and would not stop
screaming, “It’s 4 o’clock!” every time we would get everyone settled down. By
the time we sang lullabies, told stories, threatened, promised, screamed, cried
and coaxed them to sleep, it was after ten pm. This is unheard of for both
girls, who are almost always in bed by 7 and, on a very rare occasion, 8 pm.
The alarm went off at 3:45 am and both girls yelled and cried about having to
wake up. Somehow we managed to repack everything we had unpacked in the panic
of the night before and boarded the shuttle to the airport at 4:23. What fun! Gatwick Airport had a bunch of
walking and waits until 30 minutes before the flight to announce the plane’s
gate. It reminded me of Penn Station with everyone staring at giant screens in
the airport “lounge” waiting to pounce the moment the gate was announced. We
were no different and exhaled deeply when we were finally onboard our EasyJet
flight to Munich. The relief was short-lived, however, because Lyla decided
that she didn’t like seatbelts or sitting or any members of her family moments
after take off. After witnessing her escape the confines of the seatbelt from
every which angle, I am calling Cirque du Soleil to see if they need a crazy
Houdini toddler for their tour. We had taken the advice of many friends who
insisted it was much simpler to check the carseat and have her sit in a big
girl seat. Needless to say, we will be trekking that carseat onboard on the way
home. We eventually got her to quiet down but rearranged our seats several
times until me, Lyla and Wayne were sitting together and Riley was sitting
across the aisle with strangers. Luckily she made friends with a young lady
traveler and didn’t seem to mind. So we arrived in Munich exhausted and
questioning the idea of the trip…and living in Europe…and having children.
But I digress…things actually picked up from here. We rented
a car with very little trouble and hauled our boatload of luggage to our rental
car for the 2 hour ride to Garmisch. Both girls passed out before we had even
left the parking lot, providing some much needed quiet for Wayne to concentrate
on driving on the right side of the road. Note to future travelers coming from
England: roundabouts going in the other direction are scary. And dangerous. And
scary.
We made it to Garmisch and checked in at the nice, lovely
hotel with an amazing view to pick up the keys to our cabin. We decided to go
with a cabin based on a friend’s recommendation (because her no carseat on the
plane recommendation turned out so well) and because it would allow more space
for the kids to run around and play outside. We pulled up to the cabin and
Wayne announced, “I didn’t realize it was an actual log cabin.” Did you think I
was making that up? Being clever?
Pulling your leg? This was looking fabulous. The inside was cute but, as Wayne
pointed out, lacked a couch (it’s a cabin Wayne!) and, as Riley pointed out,
only had one bathroom (thank you diva!). I tuned them both out but decided we
should consider pitching a tent in the woods after realizing that Lyla couldn’t
quite navigate the ladder up to the loft (where the kids were supposed to
sleep) but thought she could and was going up and down, tripping in her crocs
and sticking her head between the railings overlooking the kitchen. I not so
subtlety reminded everyone that I was their wife/Mommy and not a travel agent
and they all must have sensed the urgency because smiles appeared, giggles
escaped and even Lyla promised to stay away from the ladder in her crocs.
Victory!
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| The hideous ladder and loft of death. Can you just picture lyla hanging over the top yelling, "What you eating?" 2 hours after her bedtime. I bet Wayne can! |
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| The view from our cabin |
We set off to get lunch and then explored the playground
while Daddy napped (in the bed…remember…there is no couch). We discovered just
how beautiful Garmisch is with the snow capped mountains in the background.
Breathtaking. Then we walked back to the hotel for dinner and, to Riley’s
delight, checked out the buffet, where my kids ate their weight in peppers,
cucumbers and soft-serve ice cream. We tried to proceed with bedtime as usual
but with Lyla sleeping in a big girl mattress on the floor of the loft with Riley.
As you may have guessed, bedtime turned into a two-hour ordeal that ended with
Lyla in bed with me and Wayne upstairs with Riley (I don’t want anything to do
with that ladder, crocs or not!) The best part was us threatening to take away
her beloved noo noo (pacifier) only to have Lyla hand it right over and us
threatening to make her move downstairs, to which she shouted “Hooray!” and ran
to the ladder. When Riley cried that we were making Lyla leave the loft, Lyla
yelled “Don’t worry about it Riley!” as she bounded down the ladder. When we
threatened to get her a pack and play, she decided she wanted one and cried for
30 minutes. Um…how does one get such different children? Lyla has promised that tonight she will sleep
like a big girl upstairs with Riley, which means no jumping on the mattresses,
trying to open the window, singing, dancing, jumping on Riley when she’s half
asleep or hitting her with pillows. Only time will tell.
